paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
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I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
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I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
Comedy Central is in dire need of more sitable faces late at night - Trevor Noah has a baby face - there are federal rules against those types of sexual fantasies
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
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