He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
I fell asleep while we were Skyping and woke up to his balls bouncing in front of the camera while he sang "Wakey Wakey!" over and over again. Merryfuckingchristmas.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
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