Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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