No awkward lesbian experiences without me
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
i took a field sobriety test yesterday. a crowd gathered, watched me pass it and applauded. then the cops arrested me because i took a bow and fell over.
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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