DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
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Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
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I've never used poorer judgment in my life. It's mathematically possible that I impregnated 5 women in the past 24 hours since I won the lottery. But I couldn't be happier about it.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
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