I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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