the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
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If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
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My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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