So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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