i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
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How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
The sign in front of ihop says "designated drivers get half off their order"
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
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How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
I fucking hate you. Some slutty looking drunk chick backed her ass up across the bar and started grinding on you. You ignored her because you didn't want to share you drink
I care about my drink far more than her feelings
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
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