Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
pray to the hookup gods
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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