So explain to me again how you wake up next to a Brazilian model and I wake up next to a turkey sub? And a jar of grey poupon.
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
Getting a high five from your dog when you're stoned is one the greatest rewards of being a pet owner.
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
i need to put some appletini on your dick
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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