North Korea, Best Korea!
but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
As a BFF it is your duty to answer when I drunk call you at 3 in the morning because I couldn't find a knife to cut that cake. I finally found one, fell asleep with it and the cake in bed. K thanks bye.
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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