i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
I’m drunk and naked and looking for my charger - title of my autobiography.
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