My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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