Jerry, you need to find god
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
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