So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
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