IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
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we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
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In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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