Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
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he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
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because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
but dude how did I get so drunk?
Pretty sure it happened right after you poured a shot of Wild Turkey into your Budweiser, chugged it, and screamed "I. NEVER. BACK. DOWN!"
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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