I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
Randomize
