ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
How dare sober me try to tell drunk me I can't eat the applesauce in the fridge! Stingy bitch IM EATING THE APPLESAUCE! you can tell sober me I said that.
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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