he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
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I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
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Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
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