I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
I just cleaned your Jaeger vomit off my car with a knife. Don't ever say I don't love you.
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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