He is such a slut. More and more my type.
There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
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