just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
Randomize
