apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
This whole bra on the outside of my shirt thing is so convenient. It turns my shirt into a pocket to eat Fritos out of. Mmm boobies
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
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