THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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