I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
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