I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
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Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
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But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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