So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
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