i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
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