Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
He has the fingertips of a God
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