Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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