with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
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She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
Been in the ER for 3 hours now. This hospitals transition to paperless is not going well. But my doctor looks like Elton John and just gave me percocet
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
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Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
I'm pretty sure that the bartender arranged a marriage for me last night. Sounds like a legit birthday present to me.
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