hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
GOOD MORNING! This is your wake up call! Just incase this text wasn't enough, I had sex on your bed last night while you were drunk hitting on my sister. Dan jizzed on your pillow! We rubbed it on both sides! Now get up and go to class!
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
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