I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
Why can't burritos get me drunk
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
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