yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
