If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
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