Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
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