I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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