There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
I sent my roommate a text from MY phone that said, "I don't know where my phone is." Must've been a good night.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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