i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.
I'm on the job.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
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