4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
This is my life. Enjoy the view
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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