i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
I accidentally burped into my bong.
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
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Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
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I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
I bought the restaurant a boat airhorn to wake up sleeping employees.
I love you
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Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
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