Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
We need to borrow someone's dog. Just so we can non-creepily go to PetSmart and watch all the other dogs take photos with Santa
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
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