She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
On my way to get pizza I followed a dog into Salvation Army where I was just hired
I'm pretty sure I imagined the dog... They still hired me
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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