Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
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I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
I woke up in a cornfield to shouting, a bottle of Jim Beam, and a bunch of mc muffins. If this doesn't scream Illinois, idk what does.
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It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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