worst night to have a conscience
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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