haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
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