I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
my new years resolutions dont apply when im drunk
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
I hereby state that I am over the age of 18. If I am not of age to purchase or consume alcohol products, I hereby acknowledge that I have not received any alcohol products from said party host. Also, in the event of injury or death, said party host is not to be held accountable. Please reply with your full name and today's date for your e-signature". *note: no text, no entry.*
Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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