Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
Even the bartender felt bad for me
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
"I wonder if vinegar is some sort of magical hangover cure" "...no I was definitely still drunk and drinking vinegar because I was thirsty"
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
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