I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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