I feel great
I just peed on a car
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
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