I got chris browned last night
Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
I was giving him a blow job in the kitchen, but it was uncomfortable. so i took the oven mitts and used them as knee pads.
Don't tell me i'm not fucking resourceful.
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
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