So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
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MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
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you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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